What the most embaring thing your parents ever done when you was out in public?

for me it was when me and my dad tried a chinese restaraunt and he acted a damn fool. i aint under stand the menu neither but he started shoutin at the waiter "where the collard greens??" and when the guy brought out the green tea my dad was like "what the fck is this sht?! i aint never seen no god damn green kool aid in my life before!!"